Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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