erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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