What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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