Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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