I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
my poor anus
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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