They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Everyone says I win the strip club
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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