No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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