Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
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I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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