Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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