covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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