i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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