That's intense
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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Blood and glitter go together right?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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