don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.