At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
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I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.