you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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