Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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