O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
nutella sex= disaster
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
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