so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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