Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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