no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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I woke up to her vacumming the grass
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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