hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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