it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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