Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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