is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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