so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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