they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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