before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
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I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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