to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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