bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
