i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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