Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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