sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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