Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
