Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Dicks are not precious.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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