p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
So. Much. Porn.
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