why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
wow bdsm is so cute
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