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(480): View more from Arizona

U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together

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(703): View more from Virginia

i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts

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(816): View more from Missouri

You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.

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So we're fucking tonight?

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(325): View more from Texas

Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero

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(336): View more from North Carolina

and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.

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