i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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