Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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