I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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