He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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