my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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