Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
True college students do jello shots in the library
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