whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Screwed.edu
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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