I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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