What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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