Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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