so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
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