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(806): View more from Texas

So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.

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(407): View more from Florida

She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today

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(915): View more from Texas

With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.

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(713): View more from Texas

So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".

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(928): View more from Arizona

Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.

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