Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.

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(812): View more from Indiana

They have edible shot glasses at target.

(1-812): View more from Indiana

There really is a God.

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(614): View more from Ohio

This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.

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(425): View more from Washington

Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.

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