Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

You really coming over, don't trick.

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(312): View more from Illinois

How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?

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(915): View more from Texas

You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.

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(712): View more from Iowa

the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout

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(972): View more from Texas

Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....

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(917): View more from New York City

I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.

(1-570): View more from Pennsylvania

Marry him. Now.

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(520): View more from Arizona

We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.

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