Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.