I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
