she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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