U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
