Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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