Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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