I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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