Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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