Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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