Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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