garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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